I had a foreign substance on my neck once...
Wait did it involve artisanal mezcal, cocaine, and a shemale who bore a striking resemblance to Maribel Verdú?
I already told that story?
Naw, I think I saw it on FaceBook.
Do you think BigBri is in on FaceBook?
Are you kidding me? Dude's like the friggin' King of Kings of Farmville.